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Naughty SMS By Pankaj Kumar Mishra
pankajk_786@rediffmail.com
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher (Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If
it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Some Naughty by Pinku
lookme_ram@yahoo.com
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Types of ******* :
Mirinda : zor ka jhatka dheere se lage.
Videocon : bada hai to behtar hai.
Lux cottswal : sardi me bhi garmi ka ehsaas.
Bullet : jab yeh chale to sab rasta de.
Alpenliebe : lage raho, lge raho.
Mrf : extra power extra milage.
Moov ; aah se aaha tak.
Iodex : andar tak jaaye aaram dilaye.
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Nipple nipple littele star, can I press u in my
car. Up above so high always milky never dry. Com in my mouth no shy.
Inside bra it will dry.
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Sabjiwala : bbjii aapne ye note apni bra se
nikala hai kya? Leady : ha lekin tumhe kaise malum. Sabjiwala : vo
Gandhiji ka muh avi tak khula hai.
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Wife : remove my salwar
Sardar : ok
Wife : remove my kameez
Sardar: ok
Ife remove by bra
Sardar :ok
Wife : remove my panty
Sardar : ok
Wife : and never wear it again
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Mening of wife and husband ..
w-wonderful
i-item
f-for
e-entertainment
h-husband
u-smart
b-but
a-at
n-night
d-dangrrous
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Jab uske CHIKU the , sab uske PICHU the
Jab uske AAM hua, sab PADESAAN hue,
Jab uske KHARBUJE hue, badebade AJUBE hua
Jab uske HUL gaye, sab BHOOL gaye.
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Vigin girls r called ‘certer fresh’ married irls
‘polo, mint with a hole’ just married but found not virgin r called
‘center shock.
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Apka sms hamesha khas hota hai
Wo hamare dilke paas hota hai
Hum bhale hi turant jawab na de paye
Lekin fir bhi agle sms ka intzar hota hai
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One chineses was in hospital. Sardar went 2 meet
him. Chinese said “ching chaw hu” & died. Sardar went 2 china 2 know d
meaning. That was- “idiot remove ur foot from oxygen pipe”.
Total Hit
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