Lessons in Logic  By Pankaj Kumar Mishra   pankajk_786@rediffmail.com

Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity......................................................................... .... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ........................................................................ .... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ........................................................................ .... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ....................................................................... .... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ .... How come "abbreviation" is such a long word? ....................................................................... .... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ........................................................................ .... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ........................................................................ .... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ........................................................................ .... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................................ .... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ........................................................................ .... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ............................................................ ............... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ........................................................................ .... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ........................................................................ .... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ........................................................................ .... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ........................................................................ .... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ........................................................................ .... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ........................................................................ .... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ........................................................................ .... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........