All about jokes  By Pankaj Kumar Mishra   pankajk_786@rediffmail.com

Dear All Sadar Died due to Brain Hamarage All Sardar Started Dancing & Enjoying. Oye Bale Bale, Oye Bale Bale Chak Dite Phate, Sadhe Vir kol Brain Hega Si. Sardar to Hotel Manager - Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahati Hai. Hotel Manager to Sardar - Then What Can I DO. Sardar to Hotel Manager - Abe Kamine, Khidki Nahi Kul Rahi Hai. Patni to Sardar - Suniye Ji, Tumhara Dost galat Ladki Se Shadi karne Ja Raha hai, aap ushe rokhte kyu nahi. Sardar to Panti - mai ushe kyu roku, jab mai tumse shadi kar raha tha to woh mere ko rokne aaya tha kya. Lady Dr. to Sardar - Tum Roz Subha Clinic Ke bahar khade hokar ladies ko kyu ghurte rehte ho. Sardar to Lady Dr. - Apne hi to bahar likha hua hai ke ladies ko dekhne ka samay 10.00 am to 6.00 pm Sardar - Restaurant Sanaj kar ek jagah ghus gaya aur jate hi jor se chillaya EK LASSI LAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Itne me sath ke table se awaj aayi yeh library hai, to sardar dhire se bolla ek lasi lao one sardar daily goes to mandir for pray to hanuman ji. one day pujari replace the hanuman big murti with another small one. then when sardar came says. abe chotu where is your father. 2 billi ek sharabi chuhe se - aaj tenu khan nu g karda. chuha to billi - chaped na kha layee kidhro mere kolo, mai aaish layee kuch nahi kehnda ke kidhre loki eh na kehan lag jaan, ke ek sharabi ne do jananiya nu kut dita.